Don't worry Loose Seal, I haven't even gotten dressed! I'm sitting in my bed with blankets covering my shameful nudity, and I've been at work for three hours! #workathomeandalwaysalonegum
This makes me really uncomfortable. Yesterday I was thinking about how funny it would be to have a movie where the stars are having a conversation about their favorite actors/the actors they would want to sleep with and they just named themselves or each other, and then talked about how impossible that would be, as a psuedo-method of criticizing the whole star culture, but then I thought it was too silly and I should probably stop smoking pot.
THEN THIS
I was so happy last week when MermaidGate ended, but then it came back this week and I Charlie Browned. "AAAAAAARGH!" Walking Dead, your season finale better be good, or this serious zombie fan is never going near season 2.
On the other hand, they did have the balls to ask the question on everyone's mind: which is more dangerous, Zombies or Mexicans? At first, I was angry, because it was SO racist. Then I was sad, because it was just stupid (and also still pretty racist)
(As soon as I heard Grimes say that I was filled with glee and dread. Glee because it was hilarious and he said it like nine times, dread because I knew I would be compelled to post this comment and also that Gabe would mention it in his recap. Damn you Gabe! That's my bag of guns!)
Ahem, as I'm sure my attorney has already pointed out to you, T.C.G, my comment vis a viz slanderous speech was pointed at Facetaco, who should appear as "defendant" on the forms in front of you. Your role in this trial is as a witness, as I and my legal staff have made clear to you numerous times, and I would appreciate behavior befitting a courtroom of this stature. Thank you.
Hello, I am a young man making a small amount of money and internet notoriety via a series of internet videos in which I lipsinc to pop songs that everyone has heard a million times. And yet, with each passing day, I find it harder and harder to even listen to the songs, let alone devote enough to memory to lipsinc. Each video I make I settle into a deeper pit of despair, and hope that someone will realize, before I am literally just weeping and eating a pringle to the new Gwenyth Paltrow single, that this has all been asking for help from a world I don't and can't understand.
Mans, I am a well-meaning terrible teen band professional. Although, maybe its stockholm's syndrome, but I think a couple of those songs up there are solid. A couple.
Hey Baby Friday. 's in my profile. Under my website.
or you can just www (dot) zebrafish (dot) com (slash) notes
I dont know why I'm paranoid about linking direct, some sort of work/non-work life dichotomy I have constructed out of different zones of the internet
Oh but it'd be cool if you wanted to Videogum everywhere it and vote for these awesome teens (who really have nothing on the Vgum song contestants but c'mon they're in high school) please check out the website in my profile, a link will be up for the next week.
Or if this is clearly the shameless plug of a man who hasn't slept in two days feel free to downvote. I probably would.
I run a Battle of the Teen Bands to raise money for pediatric illness research, and today was the final day of registration and so I literally just finished like 13 hours of straight work and haven't had nearly my daily dose of VGUM, but one of the bands who registered this week is straight "I'm going to shit on everyone" and is downvoting everyone else in the competition like super trolls (and we even track ips to prevent multiple votes I dont know how or why they're doing it jesus!) and it is seriously horrible because all these teens worked really hard to make inspiring songs designed to raise money for super sick children not to mention everyone at my organization who has worked on this for months and now all these bands are getting really low scores.
I guess I'm saying I'm glad the 'gum doesn't really have super trolls like that because my job is now directly hurting the feelings of teen musicians who are trying their best to change the world and one group of stuck up assholes is ruining months of work I'm sorry this is completely a "I work at home rant and have no coworkers to talk to" so I'll shut up now with a:
I love the videogum comment section. And the weekend. Sweet sweet weekend.
Last time I nominated it I got crazy downvotes and maybe I will avoid them this time by virtue of having been away from my computer all evening, but I nominate Memento. I really hate that movie. Sorry team!
Older woman: I miss my washing machine because there's no one in my life because I'm old and lonely.
College educated blonde woman: I miss my benz because I was rich and in a non-apocalypse you all would be serving me brunch.
Black woman: I miss my coffee because I am a sassy but successful black female city planner.
Teen: LOL I miss Sexting and Silly Bandz let's Tweet about our vibratorz
Seriously. This week where Shane and Darryl (ostensible antagonists) were the only people I didn't want to see munched on by zombies. Everyone else was either a horrible self-righteous prick or a never ending sea of cliches
They're sitting around the campfire, and Grimes is all "Disorientation comes closest" and then Pa from the Berenstein Bears says "Words are meager things" and it was ok, totally cliched but sure, pseudo-philosophy, and then not 2 minutes later he says "Words are paltry things." Seriously? Are you repeating yourself because no one laughed or patted you on the back or gave you a PHD the first time?
Watching The Walking Dead I just flip back and forth between being amused and totally flabergasted.
Oh god I was just gonna come down here and post a cute little comment about our economy and horse trailers but then Bing just has to fill my eyes with copulating horses. Dammit Bing! This is Friday! Get on team Happy Friday!
Gabe, this is very insensitive. Bruce Willis had to cancel his appointment with the contractor who was gonna look at his pool house, and that guy is just the best pool house contractor in Beverly Hills, and you have to book him like three months in advance, so I guess I'm saying everyone sacrificed alot, yknow?
Happy Veteran's Day everybody from the Pool House Contractor's Union of America
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