This is funny, and I have upvoted you, but does anyone else get super angry that the only coverage of President "haha now you're 13 trillion dollars in debt 10 percent unemployed and in 2 forever wars" Bush's memoir is this thing about Kanye?
#politicsgum
Yeah. I mean all you're trying to do is taking a guy down, preferably with a slam, get into full mount, and if he tries to hip escape, take his back and rear naked him into submission.
Cage fighting: When imagining men touching just isn't enough
At first I was all impressed by the eminently reasonable 20 year old skateboarder. But then I realized he is a turbokid with knowledge of the youtubes and he knows his buddy's all free-live with the camera and he'll end up a viral video so, y'know, just act like a gentleman for 5 minutes and you win the fight forever!
So yeah, I think they're both assholes.
Then I definitely recommend Blue Steel. It's somewhere on the psychological thriller-horror spectrum. It's from Katheryn Bigelow. Jamie Lee Curtis is a rookie cop tracking down a serial killer who is carving her name onto bullet casings he uses to kill folks, and it is a super tense violent action movie (like Hurt Locker) but also an incredible feminist horror flick.
I am pretty much a professional horror movie watcher (I wrote my college thesis on Torture Porn) and the last five minutes of [REC] (Spanish, not the fool remake "Quarantine") scared the piss out of me. I actually can't remember being scared by a movie in a long time. Not just unsettled and creeped out, deeply frightened. I usually don't love the whole handicam horror thing but here it works really well.
Mans it is increasingly becoming clear to me that we should have a movie club. We agree on all the movies! Last night I watched Blue Steel. Have you seen it? It is awesome. How about [REC]? I watched that on Friday. It was great. Hooray! (I am logging in much too late to actually get a response, and thus justify wasting precious thread space with useless blither blather)
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"A masterpiece on par with Transformers 2, Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son lays bare the conflict at the heart of American cinema since Barack Obama's election. Questions of sexual identity and racial attitude are put into crisis in the economically privileged setting of an all girls school (not unlike that attended by Sasha and Malia) where a true comedy of errors arises as much from socio-economic context as from a plethora of well developed sight gags and cross-dressing fantasies." -Armond White
She's pretty, but Judd Apatow is definitely your boyfriend. Sure, she bears his children, stars in his movies, and helps decide which Brazilians to hire for cooking breakfast in bed, but he turns to you for guidance, emotional support, and true love, which can only exist between two men
I thought his job was directing PSAs teaching women that cooking for your stoner slob of a boyfriend is much more important then achieving your dreams, career ambitions, or finding a kind and handsome man who is on your intellectual level and who respects your ideas and your feelings.
Bonus, he teaches by example! See: his wife, Leslie Mann
Yes yes yes Mans! This is almost exactly my list! Also on the list for me:
Cemetery Man
Don't Look Now
Psycho 2 (seriously, that movie rules! Though it's not really scary)
Planet Terror
Dead Alive
Alien
I really like zombies!
If so, you should probably stop stealing all those samples. The boss'll find out, and it'll just be Mr. Big not showing up for the wedding all over again.
(Kids, don't press submit comment accidentally before finishing up. You will look like a dick!)
Ok I know this is the wrong thread but comments were closed on that one sorry!
It's not fair. Tracy Morgan has my dream life. He's in 30 Rock, he's black, and he got to tell Paul Simon to "Get the fuck outta here!"
no racismo
But Remains Calm And Collected And Finishes The Song Like A Pro