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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

By Scott Lapatine / May 4, 2012

Time for another Shut Up, Dude, our weekly breakdown of the highest and lowest rated comments of the past 7 days. Last week’s edition was our most commented post of the week! Very meta, team. Note: Andrew just missed this week’s cutoff. No doubt he’ll see his name here next time.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10

Ryan Whiteside | Apr 30th Score:18

Anyone ever heard of a little group called The Replacements?

Posted in: NME‘s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’80s
#9 godsdog | Apr 30th Score:19

A wise man once said;

Some things I like are not present on this list.
Some things I like are not as high as I would have placed them.
Some things I do not like are present on this list.
Some things are placed higher than I would have placed them.

Posted in: NME‘s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’80s
#8

Nick Degel | Apr 27th Score:20

Can we all just get back to the real issue here? That Tyler the Creator is 6 greater-thans greater than Pavement

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#7 plb102 | Apr 27th Score:22

A clean sweep for Michael_! I gotta say, I couldn’t have enjoyed that blow up more. Right or wrong, the willingness to get personal makes him the most interesting commenter on this site. This wasn’t the first time he got real, although as far as I know it is the first time he got so angry…

Anyways, I appreciate the honesty and I’m glad that M_ seems to be commenting again.

Also, 10 hours/week at the gym? WTF??? That’s alot, M_ must be swoll as a motherfucker.

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#6

Stephen Orsino | Apr 27th Score:23

Is the picture of the guy screaming at the laptop Michael_?

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#5 haiimalex | Apr 27th Score:24

“hazy, lazy, crazy”

“boys, weed, boys”

i’ll pass

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Best Coast The Only Place
#4 donnytilla | Apr 27th Score:26

what the hell happened? how did i miss all of this? why didn’t someone tell me this was happening? I can’t help if you don’t tell me, guys. I’m just sorry that I wasn’t there to bring a level headed D to all of this. yes, i’m talkin about ma trouser snail.

but seriously mike you’re better than all of this, beb. Now I’m not about to sit here and tell you that you fucked up, because you know you did, but the next time you start to get thoughts a la dis bitch…

… just remember these important facts: the universe is indifferent (D. Drapes, 1961). You will be okay (D. Drapes, 1962?). people like you even when you’re a tad on the dicke side. so be ease, and have some these <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

RJC, I didn’t read your article because I don’t read any articles on this site but I want you to know that the fact that you snuck in 10 blunts, cried, and typed your article on a cell phone makes whatever you wrote beautiful. And mike, i’m sure you write well too. At the end of the day we’re all literate and let’s count our fucking blessings. we can take showers for chirsts sake, how many people can’t even do that? Infants shit their pants guys, it could be worse. alright let’s all just hug the fuck out. whoops, thats a banana.

Be ease,
Dtitt.

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#3 LeMonjello | Apr 27th Score:30

begs the question: what’s more tolerable? a michael_ on a bad day, or a rubberjohnny every other day?

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#2

Michael Sadler | Apr 27th Score:32

Looks like Michael underscored everyone.

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#1 rubberjohnny0839 | Apr 27th Score:45

I’m a bit disappointed that I went to the trouble to create this fake rubberjohnny account in order to diss Pavement, and I couldn’t even make it into the Lowest Rated Comments of the Week (although Scott at least seems to have enjoyed my effort). I guess I still have a lot to learn about trolling. I bow down to you, original rubberjohnny. You are truly one of a kind.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Armando González Buitrago | Apr 30th Score:-11

“Pretty in pink” is kicking asses in this list. ¿HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Posted in: NME‘s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’80s
#4

Jennifer Martinez | Apr 28th Score:-14

“Talking about the album, Cosentino has evoked both emo and old-school country, and she’s not wrong about either of them.”

Oh! You mean she’s not wrong about how she describes her record–because it’s her record?

I’m fairly certain Consentino is running circles around you, but–could you get a less sexist/condescending reviewer next time?

Thanks stereogum & tom!

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Best Coast The Only Place
#3 therhimed | May 1st Score:-15

every song sounds exactly the same

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Japandroids Celebration Rock
#2 rubberjohnny0829 | May 2nd Score:-16

still gay.

Posted in: Jack White Has The Number One Album In The Country
#1

Chris Dalton | Apr 30th Score:-19

Hmmm…. I don’t recognize ANY of these tracks.

Posted in: NME‘s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’80s

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

Rysn Sparks | May 3rd Score:2

frances bean is totally stealing from frances bean’s trust. –c.love

Posted in: Frances Bean, Not Courtney, Now Controls Kurt Cobain’s Likeness

[Editor's Note: Callback!]

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

Alex Sobel | May 1st Score:1

Well, this is definitely a drug themed, band-created, free-to-play video game that I just played for 3 minutes.

Posted in: Play The Wavves Video Game