The good news is that Mrs. Federline has started wearing shoes during her gas station pitstops (pics via BZone).

 

The bad news: too late (WARNING: celebrity rash).

Kev, pick up some Neospizzle on the way home from the cornrow store, will ya?

(BTW, these pics were taken after Brit went to a baby store. She’s so totally pregnant.)

 
Comments (43)
  1. eric  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    what are the odds she’s PREGNANT?

    she’s always going to bathroom and can’t seem to hold it until she gets home. she’s also been talking about wanting to be a mother, etc.–which i think is just a ploy to soften the blow when she announces her pregnancy….

    i say kevfed, jr. was conceived about 2 months ago… after brit consumed a bottle of strawberry boon.

  2. AJ  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    I’ve read alot of places that she has some kind of bladder disorder. I know it seems ridiculous but she does seem to have to go all the time, and not only is she wearing shoes but they’re cute ones.

  3. AJ  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    I’ve read alot of places that she has some kind of bladder disorder. I know it seems ridiculous but she does seem to have to go all the time, and not only is she wearing shoes but they’re cute ones.

  4. Waverly  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    That looks like a scrape… or herpes… or something. She’s too short and her legs are too thick to pull off that dress. Is KFed wearing eyeshadow?

  5. scabies?

  6. Well, the Brit photo press caught her shopping
    for maternity clothes.

  7. Puddin'  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    Re: the rash…

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

    That was most unholy.

  8. Puddin'  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    Hey, Scott! My daughter said she was watching a special on Brit’s downward spiral and saw you on it! Was she wrong? If not, when will it air again?

  9. LikeBritneyBetter  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    I know Brit was aware of all the comments about her barefoot bathroom trips. You’d think she would try to hide her rash or something. Or maybe … she just likes the attention.

  10. normal  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2005 0

    Britney body in real life does not equal Britney body in latest video.

    How DO they DO it?!?

  11. mr_chips  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    cloning is the future.

  12. calliwell  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    Hey seriously…that’s one fucking nasty rash. Some HydroVal? would actually do wonders.

  13. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    Thats sick!

  14. sweetpea  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    damn this girl brings it on herself. her and creepy husband need to be quarantined…

  15. Grimmone  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    Its all that Red Bull and Ginsing enery drinks that must make her go all the time.

  16. Grimmone  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    I wonder if that cut on her foot is from shoes more so then a rash. I have very wide feet and I often have a hard time with sandles in the summer and boots in the winter and so I get nasty cuts on my feet much like Brit.

  17. bobette  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    does this woman consume mass quantities of fluids or what???? so glad she has shoes. and that key with a long baton attached to it. whos the dude? bodyguard? is just around on occasion? does he go in with her? am i asking too many questions? do i really care about any of this britney crap?

    NO.

  18. normal  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    After a night of deep reflection, I’ve decided that I’m mostly angry that where Britney is, it’s warm enough to wear a sun dress. ‘Cause it’s freaking FREEZING here.

  19. The pic on that link (posted in the comment above)is so gross! Someone by that girl a bra! And a maid to clean up after her dogs. With all her money, she lets the dogs go to the bathroom on the rugs and in the closet?

  20. Shucky Ducky  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    She looks like the dump I took this morning.

  21. dawn  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    If she’s pregnant, why the hell is he still smoking around her (according to picture from this week’s people.com)?

    Oh yeah. They’re trash.

  22. pickwick  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    Mr. Spears looks like Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo w/ the cornrows

  23. Ted Braun  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    What is it with her and gas station cans? Some kind of fetish? Just about any other public toilet is cleaner than a goddamned Chevron. How about an In-N-Out or a store, for chrissakes. Wouldn’t almost any storefront business let Brit use their private shitter?

  24. Noah  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2005 0

    She clearly has a jelly fish sting, and since k-fed’s not around she has to pee on it herself.

  25. AJ  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2005 0

    God I hope she isn’t pregnant. Please no, I love the girl but I felt like the paparazzi frenzy around her and started to fizzle out. I don’t want crappy momma brit photos that were taken by fat assholes all over the newstand.

  26. ali  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2005 0

    Those shoes are so….1999.

  27. AJ  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2005 0

    dude she’s going shopping and to the bathroom at a gas station, I don’t expect her to wear a pair of really hot shoes.

  28. BB  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2005 0

    Gah! Flesh-eating bacteria!!

  29. mutton buster  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2005 0

    Oh wait, this isn’t the Lindsay Lohan breast augmentation forum? Anywho, I think Britney is testing the theory that no one gets more ass than a toilet seat.

  30. Grimmone  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2005 0

    You know the babies Spears-Federline are this generation’s anwser to Cody and Cassidy Gifford.

  31. Noah  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2005 0

    She better “do suh’in” about that rash. heh… i thought of that on the way home from work.

  32. Hi mu nmaes Dagna I live in Stalowa Wola in Poland I like Britney Spars but I don’t like her.. (czy jakoś tak) Bye

  33. Damn my mother for making me share the same name as this nitwit.

    I agree..the shoes are so 1999. Like, get with the program, Britney *hair flip*

    I wonder if Louisiana is still so proud of her?

  34. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2005 0

    “I wonder if Louisiana is still so proud of her?”

    If not, they still have their ice tea.

  35. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2005 0

    and their hotsauce

    I wonder what ever happened to Big Rob.

  36. Jules  |   Posted on Jan 30th, 2005 0

    I use to think Britney was hot. Now I realize that she’s nothin’ more than double-wide trailer trash!

  37. Jules  |   Posted on Jan 30th, 2005 0

    I use to think Britney was hot. Now I realize that she’s nothin’ more than double-wide trailer trash!

  38. Barbarella  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005 0

    At least she is wearing a shoe!

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