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Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg

Everyone enjoy this moment, since we may never again get to see Joanna Newsom’s name on the Us Weekly website. According to that venerable institution, Newsom and her boyfriend of five years, SNL vet and Lonely Island lead Andy Samberg, are engaged. Us Weekly also has a bunch of quotes from an anonymous friend who’s apparently delighted to discuss the particulars of their relationship: “He liked her music and would go to her shows. He had the biggest crush on her.” Stars: They’re just like us!

That same source also has things to say about Newsom’s feelings re: Samberg: “She respects what he does with his songs. She’s so proud of everything that he has accomplished… They have great chemistry.”

Let’s all take a moment to imagine now the next Bill Callahan album will sound.

Comments (20)
  1. OMG nice, #1 article on the gum for SURE!!!!! :)))))

  2. i feel like there’s no way to not sound snobby and still say this but here goes. She made “The Milk Eyed Mender.” He was in “That’s My Boy.” This makes my brain hurt.

  3. I didn’t even know they were still dating. I did read on various celeb new trash blog sites that he has a huge cock, though.


  4. haha i love the deep exploration of the couple’s emotional relationship in the article. “He liked her music and would go to her shows. He had the biggest crush on her.”

    without the wedding ring, that just sounds stalker-y :D

  5. After they got engaged, Joanna Newsom sang this while Andy Samberg sang this

  6. I think this couple is #1 on my “if I could go on a double-date with anybody” list.

  7. Coolest couple ever.

  8. Maybe he can convince her to record Newsom Sings Nilsson Sings Newman.

  9. No fucks given. Well. No. Enough fucks given to type this. But no more than that. Love you all. <3.

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