Posted at her official site:

Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Love,
Britney & Kevin

Take that false tabloids! Cheetos and Frappuccino on me.

Star computer morphed some lil’ Federlines for us. Awww. I mean, Ewww.

 
Comments (167)
  1. bystander  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    god help us all

  2. jenn  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    i second that.

  3. Jen  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Amen.

  4. spawn of federline….

    (a new slasher flick coming soon)

  5. Shar Jackson, eat your heart out.

  6. Patton  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Dear BritBrit,

    Motherhood is an adventure unlike any any other you will embark upon your lifetime. Highs and lows, good times and bad times – but always an adventure fo shizzle. Best of luck to both you and Kevin with your little miracle, y’all.

    Patton

  7. normal  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    ?

  8. I was already barefoot, y’all… Now I’m pregnant too.

  9. socal  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Salut to the happy couple!

  10. They’ll call him or her Lil’ Trainwreck, y’all…

  11. jesus wept.

  12. sabrina  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    and now we’re all waiting for Kevin to dump her…

  13. Grace  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    so federline got ‘er done lol

  14. macphista  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Thank God the poor Pope died before witnessing this.

  15. that baby’s going to dance before it can stand.

  16. Was it opposite day when she was bitching about the tabloids last week being false and all?

  17. horny mchornysworth  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    mmmm….i would sell my house for some naked brit pics…

  18. So we can finally expect the spawn of Satan?

  19. e_prime  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    All the above posts.

    Best. Ever.

    e.

    ps: The best that we can hope for is that little Brit’ or little Kev will be on the NEW NEW NEW Mickey Mouse Club in 10 or so years.

  20. carolina  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    O.K. AHHHHH. Know I can forgive her for being all out of shape . Duh she was preggers. That also explains why her titties were so juicy and big. Dude if she looks like shit right now I’m scared for her when she goes through that whole huge phaze when she reaches 7 months. Dude maybe this is the end.

  21. …and we’re waiting for the 4 horsemen to appear at any time now…

  22. Carla  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Despite even the mere thought of them “doing the nasty” makes me vomit in my mouth, lets not forget that the child did not ask to be the son or daughter of Federbrit.

    I wonder what they will name the child…

  23. kelly  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    that also explains why her titties were so juicy and big.

    HILARIOUS comment!

  24. Meg  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Fetus, OUT!

  25. Patrick  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Howdy y’all,

    Big Kev and I want all y’all ta know we’s goin’ to have some babies. Then we’s going to run fo’ President of these here United States. Thanks fo’ all y’all prayers.

    Big Kev dun went out an bought me a new trailer. He’s an angel!

    Brit

  26. sarta  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    I’d bet 20% of my net worth (although admittedly that’s not much) that Britney’s IQ is hovering around 90, tops. Combined with KFed, this does not bode well for that child. Best of luck to him or her, he or she will need it!

  27. otto  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    little late on hearing this, I guess… just wanted to say:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!

    and

    “The end is nigh, ya’ll”

    that is all.

  28. would someone please buy K-Fed a vascectomy? He’s spawned more times than nature should intend……

  29. Puddin'  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    So…what *were* all those publications lying about then, Brit?

  30. cara  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    so i guess brit and justin really aren’t ever getting back together? dang… winona and johnny forever!

  31. I’m with sarta. I’ll bet the baby will be educationally retarded.

    Speaking of betting, who wants to start a breakup pool? $5 says k-fed spilts before the 7th month.

  32. Jacque  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    a funny thing just happened…i heard that brit is pregnant and the first place i went to check the rumors validity was stereogum.
    in retrospect, i found that funny.

  33. carlie  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    The jerk wasn’t even home when she started bleeding. This is so sad:

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63308

  34. emily  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    I heard she wants to name it charlie if its a girl or louis (as in lousisana, haha) if its a boy…

  35. deedee  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    well, get ready.

  36. poorchild  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    Hmm? I seem to remember Britney tearing those ?false tabloids? a new one just the other day. Could it be? They were right? Whoa.

  37. tricky  |   Posted on Apr 12th, 2005 0

    That’s strange, didn’t Brit just announce her upcoming UPN reality series? So maybe they can name their kid “Cheap Ploy to Get Viewers”

  38. Jooly  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    It’s a fake; she’s just getting fat.

  39. snopanha  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    i think the best thing brit can do for his child is to have aaccidental abortion, immediately. no child deserves to be brought into this world she created.

  40. A prime example of why parenting classes are so useful… these two need to be signed up today. A health and hygiene course would be helpful as well.

  41. FOX tv movie on Britney’s baby story in…5…4…3…2…

  42. pippincat  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    Aww damn, I really was beginning to think that she never was pregnant. However, I’m sorry that his news has overshadowed the FANTASTIC pictures she took of her dogs’ fucking bedrooms which were posted on her site. I bet Bit Bit and whatever that thing is growing in Britney’s tummy are going to have some major sibling rivalry issues.

  43. Pippincat — her dogs have special rooms just for fucking? Wow… now that’s rich white trash.

  44. Dear God, I feel like I should get a prize because I went to high school with Kevin Federline back when he huffed paint thinner in P.E. class AND (this is a little off-topic but relates to last week posts) later went to school with Sam Endicott of the Bravery back when he had dreads and played ska. Most importantly I deserve a prize because somehow I turned out a bigger loser than either of those guys and I never saw that coming in like a million years.

  45. Jeff  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    I used to think, “wow, this britney spears is the same age as I am and she’s worth millions of dollars. I’m pretty jealous.”

    Yeah, I’ve decided I’m not so jealous anymore.

  46. gatopreto  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    Damn, do I ever miss the Fametracker forums right now.

    Spederline spawn. However shall sleep tonight?

    *shudder*

  47. Shosie  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    She’s got a bum in the oven

  48. Samuel  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    this blog woudnt be shit without Britney, her stories always gets more comments.

  49. Gabi  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    That poor white trash baby…
    When KFED is going to dump her pregnant ass?

  50. Ron_Mexico  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005 0

    wow ya’ll, my advisors told me that getting knocked up by Kfed would fix our marriage, I just love my advisors ya’ll !!

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