Well, that week only lasted two days for us here. What a dream it was! If only we got a new year every week, no one would ever get any work done and the world WOULD BE PERFECT! Just a bunch of people rolling around in the mud, eating it, napping, talking about “what if there was a Netflix,” burying ourselves. But, I guess we have to live in this dumb world where people have to get work done and live a life of somewhat purpose, or so we must think. Next week we’ll be back to that life, all week. I’ll see you then! Have a safe and nice weekend!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the New Year’s Baby Side-Eyes Jenny McCarthy Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		robotcop | Dec 27th, 2013	Score:19
		Random. Order. Tom. Servo. S.T.S.1.5.7. From. Gravity. Robot. From. Robot. And. Frank. Roomba. 8.80. Furby. Boom. I. Phone. 6. I.O. S. 8.
	Posted in: Crushes Of 2013

#4		formerragequitter | Dec 27th, 2013	Score:20
		I read your post too fast, and I was picturing this
	Posted in: Crushes Of 2013

#3		badideajeans | Dec 27th, 2013	Score:25
		My other crush is on this hippie…   Fun fact! He was a bouncer in Argentina when he was younger. Best Pope ever.
	Posted in: Crushes Of 2013

#2		lolwut | Dec 31st, 2013	Score:27
		I don’t always comment, but when I do I make sure that shit is the comment of the year.
	Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Top 50 Comments Of 2013

#1		Dr. Feelgood | Dec 27th, 2013	Score:27
	Posted in: Crushes Of 2013

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, everyone! I have never played Candy Crush and never will, but I still got the joke and it was a good one! BYEEEE]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		facetaco | Jan 2nd	Score:24
		Considering Jenny McCarthy is basically the #1 cause of death among children, I’m assuming that kid’s thoughts are filled with expletives.
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: New Year’s Baby Side-Eyes Jenny McCarthy

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, facetaco! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

		flanny | Jan 2nd	Score:16
		I saw Saving Mr Banks with my mother. It was good. I enjoyed myself but remain skeptical about a lot of it. My mom liked it too, even though she missed some major plot points until pretty late in the game. And then when we were in the car driving home she asked me, “Now, who was Mr. Banks?” MOM!
	Posted in: What Movies Did You See During The Holidays?

[Ed. Note: “Now, who was Mr. Banks?” is so funny, every time I read it I laugh. A+, flanny’s mom. I mean, F, obviously, but also A+.]