Britney: “Kabbalah Is Hard Y’All”

“In her final interview and shoot before giving birth a Britney emerges who is both totally relaxed and in control…”

“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them … They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t. … Kevin isn’t into it as intensely as I am. For some reason I’m thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while.”

The greatest Britney quote since “I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know.” She’s the anti-Kanye.