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Fabio The Pirate Is Rated Arrrrrr

It’s Fabio as a pirate! “No one wishes to ravish you!”

“What is that stench?” Long lingering shots of the wench devouring a piece of chicken get The Dread Pirate Fabio hot, apparently. Who knew the pirate theme song was the generic wedding classic Pachelbel’s Canon? (Via Everything Is Terrible.)