Cops Return Pot To College Student Who Was “Just Holding It For His Sick Brother”

By Lindsay Robertson / September 23, 2008

HAHAHAHA. This is like a fake news report from a ’90s sitcom. This kid isn’t fooling anybody (except, apparently, the cops):

The solemn, serious look on young Edward Nicholson’s face as he ponders the chronic pain that forced his older brother to go to Kinko’s and hook him up with that medical marjiuana card so he could legally purchase gigantic bags of pot in Boulder and transport them to Aurora (where you can’t get pot, supposedly) will stay in our minds forever. There are a lot of high fives in that young man’s future.