Kids, if you want to become a viral video sensation, just do something bad and then be totally remorseless about it on your local news. And be sure to live in Florida. As a nation heals from the YouTube success of the little boy who stole his Grandma’s SUV, two badly-pixelated teenage girls near Lake Worth, Florida flat-out brag about how they took the girl scout cookie money away from a suspiciously adorable little girl scout named Gracie.
They’re both “actually kind of pissed” that they don’t get to keep the money even though they’re facing charges. They were going to buy a necklace and some stuff and a new phone! But not now.