Al Gore To Save The Environment Over 24 Hours, With At Least As Many Shitty Bands

Turns out Al Gore’s worried about global warming! And his solution to the problem includes a series of concerts over 24 hours, held on all seven continents and going down on 07/07/07. He calls it “Live Earth” for the cause, we call it “The Anti-Coachella” for the lineup. The inconvenient truth about the bill:

Pharrell
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Foo Fighters
Snoop Dogg
Lenny Kravitz
Bon Jovi
Paolo Nutini
Sheryl Crow
AFI
Melissa Etheridge
John Mayer
Damien Rice
Corrine Bailey Rae
Duran Duran
Snow Patrol
John Legend
Black Eyed Peas
Akon
Enrique Iglesias
Fall Out Boy
Mana
Keane
Kelly Clarkson
Korn
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Ray LaMontagne
Robin Thicke
Kenna

It’s like he can read our iPods! Great cause but c’mon Al, that might be the worst lineup ever. Good thing tickets are free if you drive a Hybrid.