Britney Spears’ Knee Malfunction

What, you thought I wasn’t gonna post about Britney’s accident?

I would’ve started a rumor that Kevin hit her with a baseball bat, but apparently that’s not the case.

Spears, 22, had just completed a scene with rap star Snoop Dogg for a video of her latest single, “Outrageous,” and was doing choreography under the L Train line on Roosevelt Avenue in Manhattan when her left knee gave out, Jive Records said in a statement.

I have to pack now. Brit, don’t make any news for the next couple of days, k?