Stephen Malkmus Needs Another Word For "Blowjob"

Steve Malkmus needs help writing an FCC-friendly “Senator.” Your job’s to figure out a replacement for “blowjob” in the oft-repeated: “I know what the senator wants — what the senator wants is a blowjob.” If your entry’s chosen, Malkmus will sing it for the radio-version of the single Matador’s sending to radio stations at the end of September. You’ll also get a 7″ featuring your “Senator” backed with the Mirror Traffic original. (It’ll be pressed in an edition of one so, as the label notes, it’s “the rarest Matador release ever.”) The deadline for “blowjob” replacements is 8/23. The winner will be announced 9/15. If you want to make sure your idea works well in context, here’s a video clip featuring all the lyrics:

The MP3:

Enter the contest at whatdoesthesenatorwant.

Mirror Traffic is out 8/23 via Matador.

Comments (5)
  1. It would be great if they would disallow duplicates.

  2. It would be great if they would disallow duplicates.

  3. It would be great if they would disallow triplicates.

  4. It would be great if they would disallow duplicates.

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