Shut Up, Dude 2/17

It’s been an emotionally up and down week. Whitney Houston’s passing tugged at our heartstrings, and Diplo and Usher tugged at … different strings. Reign Of Terror gave us a bangover. Bonnie Bear won a couple of Grammys and was all, “NBD, bros — now if you’ll excuse me I have moose to feed.” You guys had a lot of say about all of this, and our state of the art comment ranking system determines who said it best and worst. Scroll down to the latest Shut Up, Dude to relive all the unforgettable turns of phrase!

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 Michael_ | Feb 10th Score:27

Says the woman who flaunted her everything and left no leg unspread when she was M.I.A.’s age just to gain a little publicity.

Posted in: Madonna Comments On M.I.A.’s Bird Flip
#9 dickcaveat | Feb 12th Score:28

Even money that Nicki Minaj’s third album will be entitled “Minaj a Trois”?

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#8 donnytilla | Feb 13th Score:29

chris brown is a fucking demon and couldn’t write a song to save his peroxide. that he won a grammy for, really, a single dece track is pathetic. diplo, afrojack, and busta made that track which made the album and they should all be ashamed of themselves and rihanna should be fucking PISSED.

why an industry is so determined to redeem a fucking unapologetic douche bag woman beater/biter doesn’t make a drop of sense. we all should have let him MJ rip-off dance his way into obscurity dressed as a run-dmc loser with his 2 cousin’s squealing like the three lil pigs they are and i’m not sorry.

Posted in: The 10 Least Boring Moments From The 2012 Grammys
#7 griffin | Feb 12th Score:29

“You’re welcome Chris Brown. I love you.” — God

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#6 Chipotle | Feb 12th Score:29

You’re welcome.

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#5 Chipotle | Feb 12th Score:33

You’re just trolling in the deep.

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#4 Scott | Feb 12th Score:33

I can’t even think of a caption for this

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#3 Dr. Feelgood | Feb 11th Score:33

Ha, you think the younger generation is going to BUY music on iTunes?

Posted in: R.I.P. Whitney Houston
#2

Zack Jackson | Feb 12th Score:40

Thumbs up if you did not even bother to start reading that lump of text underneath Justin.

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#1 Scott | Feb 12th Score:41

Bing is a search engine you can use to find your nearest Chipotle

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Keith Baker | Feb 12th Score:-16

If Lana Del Ray’s SNL performance deserved all the abuse, then how bad were the Beach Boys ? – and they didn’t even sing !

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!
#4

’ChrisMason’ Mason | Feb 11th Score:-16

Bobby Brown was to Whitney Houston, what Yoko Ono was to The Beatles

Posted in: R.I.P. Whitney Houston
#3

Sheldon Wright | Feb 14th Score:-18

wait, are we supposed to pretend Crystal Castles didn’t do this first and much, much better?

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Sleigh Bells Reign Of Terror
#2

Sean Athon | Feb 14th Score:-21

there’s no record I’d rather hear all summer than this! Go Sleigh Bells!

http://onoursleeves.wordpress.com

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Sleigh Bells Reign Of Terror
#1

Davey Pants | Feb 12th Score:-22

and yes if i could edit that i’d fix singLing and bare X 2 haha but SG won’t let us edit….cuz they’re perfectly awesome like chris brown and bon iver;)

Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!!

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

Adam Kushner | Feb 13th Score:1

Does the episode end with one of those girls being kidnapped and buried alive?

Posted in: Watch St. Vincent On Gossip Girl

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

EDITOR’S NOTE: SOON I WILL I PROMISE.

 
Comments (26)
  1. Bing: it’s like Ask Jeeves, but without Jeeves. Unfortunately, Jeeves was the only appealing thing about Ask Jeeves.

  2. I’d like to apologize for turning the Stereogum discussion section in to the equivalent of the top comments on a Skrillex YouTube video.

  3. I’d like to thank Donnytilla, Michael_, DJ Freshie, Raptor Jesus, regular Jesus, Paul Epworth, Chipotle … fuck, I know I’m forgetting a few hundred people.

  4. I downloaded your comment from pirate bay, so it’s all good.

  5. “I know you like the dress Nicki, but the grammys want their red carpet back.”

  6. I feel so honored to be an editor’s choice. Thank you Scott!

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