I was in a writing class with this guy who did an Entourage satire and the plot was how Vinnie needed to buy a fish tank and this brilliant man in my writing class somehow managed to get the Entourage buddies in 4 different hot tubs drinking Budweiser in the course of 10 or 12 pages of script. We all told him to expand it and use it as a spec script because it was eerily accurate.
I love how Carson was secretly writing jokes for Letterman until he died just because he thought Jay Leno was that much of a douchebag. After he died, Letterman gave him credit for a bunch of jokes and they were just scathing.
And at the beach, just before you are devoured by a giant giant starfish...
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Also it is super fucking cold outside. Like in the 10s maybe. And my dog wants to play outside and my hands go numb just walking down the street. I just jacked up the heat in my house to 65 and I'm typing in a hat and gloves. I fucking hate winter. Also Psych got cancelled. This week is stupid and I hate it and I want to go hang out with George Clooney and my dog in warm weather and do silly pranks on people. And also that Vulture article missed about 6 really good pranks so I'm personally offended that stupid blog gets to live and this great blog does not.
YOU MADE MY HATE LIST, CRO OF SPIN MEDIA. I hope you like weird arbitrary threats of pranks that go nowhere.
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