Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Almost everyone who entered our Dirty Projectors caption contest got a thumbs down! Yeesh. As eldave put it, “Tough room.” In gentler news, this week we heard a heartwarming hitchhiking story, speculated on Centipede Hz, and probably saved RubberJohnny’s vision. So without further delay here are your highest and lowest rated comments of the past seven days.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 davidcxr | May 16th Score:24

ctrl+f, type “311?

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WORST LIST OF ALL TIME

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#9 Dr. Feelgood | May 14th Score:24

Not sure why this wasn’t included in the post, but Courtney Love has also came out with her own purse.

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#8

Bailey McLellan | May 17th Score:26

You must be new here.

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#7 formerragequitter | May 17th Score:26

Jesus, did you really need to blow up his pic to that size? It’s like his looking into my soul and calling it homophobic slurs.

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#6 griffin | May 11th Score:28

So good for her? I guess?

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#5

Tucker Tracy Umbehagen | May 13th Score:29

yeah centipede hz bcuz it “hz” ur ears

go lissen to reel music like hoobastank, nerdss

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#4 LeMonjello | May 16th Score:30

Your presence here implies the contrary.

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#3 rubberjohnny0829 | May 11th Score:33

don’t even act like you were trolling bro. you tried sooo hard to justify yourself and dug yourself deeper every time!

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#2 lil wayne disciple | May 17th Score:40

What the article left out though is how the hairstyle makes that one eye look, like, so dreamy and deep.

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#1

Bailey McLellan | May 16th Score:40

Pavement?

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Louis Zawadzki | May 16th Score:-14

Dave to the man : “Oh ! I know you !”
Amber to Dave who is singing the Smurfs theme : “I told you Papa Smurf’s got a red hat.”

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#4

Paul Shepherd | May 17th Score:-15

Surely he could qualify for “most over rated”

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#3

Benas Arvydas Grigas | May 16th Score:-15

Dave is teaching a dude how to remake the horizon while the sun rises over temecula and when it’s only you against the world, but because the gun has no trigger you are fucked for life as two doves are fucked when orcas shout bitte and magellan is swinging low. and Amber’s there too

Posted in: Caption Contest: Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan Cover
#2

Andrew Schneider | May 11th Score:-17

http://qkme.me/3p622f

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#1 doofy | May 11th Score:-17

Let’s see, the bitch is ugly, the music terrible and she needs singin lessens. I don’t get it

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

Zack Allen | May 16th Score:1

so proud of my wife here. great job, leslie!

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)
TK!

Have a great weekend, everyone!