That ’70s Show

Watch a complete version of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special everyone’s talkin’ about (Real).

I had to shut it off after a few minutes, but someone lemme know how Jefferson Starship’s performance was. Apparently Marty Balin’s microphone doubled as a light saber. Further musical torture…

Bea Arthur (as Ackmena) & The Cantina Band – “Just One More Round, Friends”

For proper perspective on why the Star Wars Holiday Special was “the biggest fuck-up ever”, browse these Spark Notes.