Moz Publicist: The Smiths Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together

Yesterday, we told you about how Coachella offered to go vegetarian in exchange for a Smiths reunion at the festival, and then we mentioned a report citing “credible sources” claiming a Smiths reunion was indeed imminent.

Not so, say other credible sources, i.e., Morrissey’s publicist. “The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite — ever,” Moz’s flack told Rolling Stone today. When asked why, he responded, “You’d have to ask Morrissey that. There’s got to be a story there, and maybe one day it will be told.”

Considering the fact that Johnny Marr’s manager also denied the rumors, we’re going to assume this one is tabled for the time being. Ah well. Surely this is the last we’ve heard of these rumors! (LOL.)