Everybody’s talkin’ at me: are the numbers real? If you really wanna know, stop trying to connect to Ashlee Simpson and ring someone a little less famous.
Here’s her current outgoing voicemail:
“I hate Paris Hilton. I’m not friends with her. If you’re calling because you think I’m friends with her, she got my number from someone else. Aight? Leave me alooooooooone. Please.”
Her sister’s iPod hoodies sure are cute, though.
Anyone get through to Fred Durst? DJ AM? “Dr Pat”? Post your stories in the comments.