Britney: I’m Pregnant Y’all!

Posted at her official site:

Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Britney & Kevin

Take that false tabloids! Cheetos and Frappuccino on me.

Star computer morphed some lil’ Federlines for us. Awww. I mean, Ewww.