Bryan Cook’s liveshow/podcast Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction has been an increasingly popular and hilarious way to ruin all the shows and characters you loved as a kid. The basic idea of the performance is that four comics get audience-suggested subjects (in this case Passion Of The Christ and Captain Planet) and immediately go backstage to begin writing their story, while four other comedians read pre-written pieces. Each round has a winner, and none were more appropriate than Moshe Kasher’s Outside Lands-themed story he read in the first round. Following the journey of a teenage boy sneaking back stage after Paul McCartney’s set, it included magic, John Lennon’s resurrection into Trent Reznor, the truth behind the Paul Is Dead myth (Yoko Ono brought him back to life with her witch powers), and somehow ended with “and that’s where the rapper Drake came from.” The whole show deserves a big shout-out, but nothing was quite as great as this bit.