One Thumb Up For Being Bobby Brown

Being Bobby Brown premieres tonight on Bravo. MSNBC calls it “the most disgusting and execrable series ever.” But after reading this delightfully scatological Q&A in Time Out New York you know you wanna watch it, sickos.

TONY: You and Whitney are so intertwined in the public mind. Does it bother you that some people call you Mr. Whitney Houston?
BOBBY BROWN: That doesn’t bother me, because that’s my wife and I’m proud of her.
TONY: Evidently, you’re very close. There’s a moment in the show when you describe helping Whitney with constipation by using your, uh, hand. Were you kidding?
BOBBY BROWN: Oh no, I had to. She couldn?t go boo-boo. Sometimes, when people are constipated, you gotta help them out.
TONY: I don’t know if I’d do that for my wife.
TONY: I don’t think she’d let me. But I’m glad you guys have that type of relationship.
BOBBY BROWN: Yes, we do.

“How will I know if he really loves me?” — Whitney, I think you’ve got your answer.

POST-PREMIRE UPDATE: If you missed it, FourFour has an extensive recap with screengrabs! (Link via Cityrag.)