Not Live Blogging Live 8

Anyone watching?

UPDATE 8:00 PM EST: Highlights via AOL.com:


ELTON JOHN: Thrown across the stage by Snoop’s bodyguard.


BJÖRK: Zombies care about poverty too.


CHRIS MARTIN: Wishing he wrote “Bittersweet Symphony.”


BONO: Regrew his ’85 mullet to show his dedication.


SIRS BOB & PAUL: Ending world hunger on Lindsay Lohan’s bday.

What’d y’all like/dislike?