Not Live Blogging Live 8

Anyone watching?

UPDATE 8:00 PM EST: Highlights via

ELTON JOHN: Thrown across the stage by Snoop’s bodyguard.

BJÖRK: Zombies care about poverty too.

CHRIS MARTIN: Wishing he wrote “Bittersweet Symphony.”

BONO: Regrew his ’85 mullet to show his dedication.

SIRS BOB & PAUL: Ending world hunger on Lindsay Lohan’s bday.

What’d y’all like/dislike?