UPDATE 8:00 PM EST: Highlights via AOL.com:
ELTON JOHN: Thrown across the stage by Snoop’s bodyguard.
BJÖRK: Zombies care about poverty too.
CHRIS MARTIN: Wishing he wrote “Bittersweet Symphony.”
BONO: Regrew his ’85 mullet to show his dedication.
SIRS BOB & PAUL: Ending world hunger on Lindsay Lohan’s bday.
What’d y’all like/dislike?