Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

Guys, we don’t have a Lowest Rated Comment today. There was not one comment made throughout the week that anyone felt the need to give one or multiple thumbs-down to. What?! IS EVERYONE OKAY?! I’m going to need you all to write at least ten horrific, offensive comments in the comments section of post and each of you needs to downvote each of them, as penance, JK. JK JK JK JK! DON’T! You’re perfect, just the way you are! So much more perfect than any other blog’s commenting sections! Those places are legit nightmare disasters, and WE ARE THE BEST! What a wonderful community we have here. Man. No downvotes. I can hardly believe it. Clearly we all DESERVE to have a wonderful weekend, so go out and have one and them come back here on Monday and let’s do it all over again!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, NO Lowest Rated comment, because there wasn’t one, the winner of the The First Official Photo From Sherlock‘s Third Season Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 catweazle | Nov 4th Score:24
“Looks like everybody’s favorite Brooklynite is suffering from some serious Blogger’s Remorse. We’ve never known K to sweat the small stuff, but today she’s going bananas for celebrity privacy!”
Posted in: Listen, We’re Not Going To Talk About Someone’s Personal Life
#4 Chris Trash | Nov 6th Score:25
Weird weekend, my aunt and my dog were both in the hospital (they’re both doing fine now).

I sat around watching people eat desserts.

I got a new office at work, which means I will have to go back to the office instead of working from home and will Internet less, wear pants more often. (footage not found)

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
#3 rejectedjeffdunhampuppet | Nov 6th Score:25
My day went from okay to great after I saw this picture of Joe Jonas at the Dolphins game.


Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
#2 old man fatima | Nov 6th Score:26
This wasn’t today, but let me tell you about a date I went on on the weekend. He was tall and handsome and reads books, which nobody in this province fucking does, and we had a wonderful, perfect time. He invites me back to his place and I agree, and BAM, Nazi flag on his coffee table! So this conversation happened:

“Um. So my mom’s not white, hey?”

“Oh? You look pretty white.”


“Well, Hitler wasn’t racist, anyway. It was a religious thing. And he did a lot of good for the world! The economy, medical science –”

“He was LITERALLY Hitler.”

And then I left. And now I’m really worried that I got on so well with a Nazi. It was seriously the best date I’ve ever been on. I should call him to thank him for displaying his bigotry so openly, I would have married him and birthed his half-Aryan babies by the end of the year.

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
#1 R2D2, Esq. | Nov 5th Score:27
You know how Holmes is always admonishing Watson for failing to use his powers of observation adequately? He’s never gonna live this one down.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: The First Official Photo From Sherlock’s Third Season

[Ed. Note: This week R2D2, Esq. had both highest rated comments, and both of them were caption contest entries. Can you believe it? A lot of crazy things happening in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. ONE FOR THE BOOKS! Also old man fatima, that story is fucking insane, and rejectedjeffdunhampuppet, that Dolphins picture is very funny, and catweazle ,I love and LIVE to imagine myself as a Gossip Girl character, thank you, and Chris Trash, I’m glad your loved ones are feeling better!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

[Ed. Note: NOPE!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

R2D2, Esq. | Nov 5th Score:32
“I didn’t really die at the end of last season.”

“No shit, Sherlock.”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: The First Official Photo From Sherlock’s Third Season

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, R2D2, Esq.! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

flanny | Nov 7th Score:15
They once enhanced a make-out experience because when I was kissing the dude, I told him that his breath tasted minty and he said, “Yes, I got sick off some Subway this evening so I brushed my teeth before you came over.” Thanks, Subway!
Posted in: Subway Hunger Games Sandwiches Are Perfect For Fueling Up To, You Know, Compete In The Hunger Games!

[Ed. Note: It’s been a great week for date stories. Thanks, Subway!]