Horrible Bosses Trailer, You Guys

What a whirlwind of emotion this trailer is. I think somebody deep inside big Hollywood is intentionally trying to combine things I love and things I hate to create an island of Dr. Moreau style compound full of abominations which make me take a long hard look at how I define the things that I enjoy. It would be a place full of feta cheese tacos dancing to the tune of Beatles/Ke$ha mashups while Toy Story 4 (written and directed by Paul Haggis) plays on and endless loop.

If you told me that a movie was coming out in which Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, and Jason Bateman all plotted to kill their bosses, I would set up a tent in my room and camp in front of Fandango for 2 weeks. Conversely, if you told me about a movie where Kevin Spacey co-starred with Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, and Jamie Foxx portraying terrible people, I would buy all of the tickets and mail each one to people who had personally wronged me (I’m looking at you, Bronson Pinchot).

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I have very mixed feelings about this whole Horrible Bosses ordeal.