21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen

Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his  Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse, probably because someone found out THE TRUTH! According to Aykroyd,

My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone criminal activity in any fashion, but we are happy that some consumers will be afforded the opportunity of tasting it at significantly lower than retail price.

The Illuminati could not be reached for comment.