Lindsay Lohan’s Whistle-Stop Crazy Tour Pulls In To Ellen Junction

Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup (“she just stopped talking to me”) in a way that was, I guess, more “too soon” than “TMI,” but it’s like my Grandma always told me: “After a breakup, try to stay off network TV for at least three weeks”:

:( :( :(. In Lindsay’s defense, Ellen didn’t talk to her like she was a two year old child, she talked to her like she was a two month old puppy.