Fabio The Pirate Is Rated Arrrrrr
It's Fabio as a pirate! "No one wishes to ravish you!" [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] "What is that stench?" Long lingering shots of the wench devouring a piece of chicken get The Dread Pirate Fabio hot, apparently. Who knew the pirate theme song was the generic wedding classic Pachelbel's Canon? (Via Everything Is Terrible.)
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