Your Girlfriend After The Dentist

Those lovable misogynists at couldn’t help but name this video “Cute Girl Talking Crazy On Pain Meds.” (If she was less cute, or if she was caught on tape attempting to parallel park, her title would be very different.) Anyway, she’s your girlfriend and, watch out, she’s a spitter! Also “football”:

She’s like David After The Dentist, only much less full of childlike wonder, and much more likely to spit. I understand that what I’m about to say is very “inside being over the age of seven in 1989″ but the most appropriate response to this video is “Shelby, Drink Your Juice!