Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
The Onion News Network: LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time.
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