Good Morning America Tried To Explain Twitter Today.

Just two days after Jon Stewart reported ranted about Twitter on The Daily Show, Good Morning America jumped on the Twitter wagon this morning, and the only way it could have been lamer is if they called it “The Twitter.” “Tweeting is big on Twitter.” Yes, indeed, tweeting is big on Twitter. It’s, in fact, the only thing you can do on Twitter. Big news media Twitter stories are all terrible, but this one is particularly bad:

Ashton Kutcher wants “creps”? Not “crapes”? I’m no French speaker, but everyone I know pronounces it “crapes.” This story would have been great if they had only featured Diddy’s tantric sex tweets instead.