Your Beaver Listens To Crappy Music

Ooh, goody, there’s a new Australian Kotex Brand Period Products ad featuring “The Kotex Beaver” as a cheeky stand-in for you-know-whats (vaginas):

Don’t try to figure out the metaphor of the beaver hitting the snooze button. It just doesn’t work. Those crazy Australians! If they do this in America they should use a cat. (Via Copyranter.)