Well, This Bakery Is Going To Close

Fox local news in New York is all over the story of a crazy baker (that’s the only explanation) who has started selling what he calls “Drunken Negro Cookies” (and on special days, “Obama Heads” or “Drunken ‘N-word’ Cookies.) Please Lord, let this man go on The View to try to defend himself. Please?:

I like that he says the same things on the regular camera as he did on the hidden camera, and that his cakes have been used on Sex And The City and “A Spike Lee film” (they can’t say Jungle Fever on Fox?) Also, one of his defenses is “Everyone liked my dead geese bread” last week! (Via Gothamist.)