When Rain Man Fails

Do you want to win the Pick 3 lottery? Here’s a step-by-step “mirror method” that is guaranteed to work if you follow the instructions and use a “non-exact playing style.” Somebody buy this guy some dice:

Remember, sometimes it’s the numbers that are left over after you find the exact numbers that are the ones that win. Just remember to H.I.T. (“Hang In There”). This dude is definitely into astrology. (Via Mark Lisanti.)