If Only There Was Something Douchier Than Bluetooth Headgear

First there was the Listen Up commercial, which hated women. Now there’s new advancement in eavesdropping technology: the Silver Sonic earpiece, which allows you to hear people complimenting you from up to 30 feet away:

Remember, it looks just like a cellphone ear adapter, so nobody will ever know you’re walking up and down the beach in your bikini just waiting to overhear people talking about your great body. They’ll just think you’re one of those Bluetooth douchebags. (Thanks to Nick for the tip!)