Coke vs Pepsi. Mac vs PC. Claritin vs Zyrtec. And now...KFC's Original Bowls vs Popeye's Big Easy Chicken Bowl, $3.49 worth of random ingredients thrown together to get us through these tough economic times. Patton Oswalt is going to have to come out of the self-imposed book-writing blog retirement he went into this morning just for this: You would think ...