Heavy Metal Rocker Headbanging Church Has Denim Bibles

News of the weird and strange alert! A Columbian heavy metal church is just fine, sure, whatever, but the breathlessness of this Reuters report on it is funny. Alice Cooper would be right at home here!:

“The rosaries are made of chains and the Bibles are covered in denim, and alms are delivered in a box with a dagger on the top.” Oooh, not scary denim! Also, this is a poor person who just got a box of alms with a dagger on top from this church: “Um, thanks…I guess.”