Trampolinegum Will See You Next Tuesday

Gabe will be playing us out in a few minutes with some new Worst Movie choices, and then we ‘Gums will be going off the grid Into The Wild-style until first thing Tuesday morning. This is how I feel about it. This dog is me:

Have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend, and don’t forget to watch the first big show of the blessedly-impending Triumphant Return Of Television To America: Gossip Girl Season Two premieres Monday night.