Jesus Brings His Distinctive Facial Hair Combo To The Back Of A Moth

It must be a slow news week for CNN, because when they learned that a Texas man had found the face of Jesus on a moth’s back, they rushed to the scene:

It’s kind of scary that the not-smart man helpfully labeled “Found Moth” actually MAKES FUN of people who have seen Jesus on grilled cheese sandwiches and other stupid places. He dismisses them because his stupid Jesus sighting is “cooler.” The delusional people are getting smarter! Also, remember what the preacher says: it’s important that you DO NOT WORSHIP this moth. This is the country we live in, y’all.