Orangina: “Our Name Isn’t Gross Enough On Its Own”

I think I saw this Orangina commercial last year but blocked it out until tipster Sara sent it to us just now after seeing it in the UK, where it is only shown after 9pm, apparently, even though there is no hour of the night late enough for inter-species mating rituals. Gross:

Do you know how many people it takes to make a commercial? I don’t either, but I bet it’s a lot, and it’s unbelievable that not one of those lots of people was capable of tapping the director on the shoulder and saying “Ew, dude. Ew.” (Apparently, the commercial is getting complaints and might be banned.)