Mad Men: Forget The Intense Stuff, What About That Zipper Guy?

Last night’s Mad Men was so superintense! We learned that Don Draper likes bridges, that Bobbie Bartlett is glad she doesn’t have problems like Marilyn Monroe (who’s totally going to die really soon!), and that Pete Campbell’s testicles descended normally. We also learned some other spoilery things in a show that raises MY blood pressure. I’m going to have to give up salt! Because everyone in the world is basically “not caught up yet” on this show except me and like three other bloggers, here’s my favorite part of last night’s episode, which gives away absolutely no spoilers. Fred Rumsen discovers something amazing about his zipper:

And then they never mention it again! That show is the best.