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Everyone Can Relate To Pink’s New Video

In the tradition of Timberlake’s “Cry Me A River” and Spears’s “Everytime,” Pink has that new song about how mad she is that that bike racer guy broke up with her called “So What.” There’s a new video for it that everyone can relate to: I know when I’m sad, I like to do the “Thriller” dance naked on a red carpet and set my hair on fire in a makeup chair. I think this video is supposed to be “funny,” and I think it’s supposed to provoke a national outcry from Mothers Against Drunk ATV Lawn Mower Driving On The Interstate in order to sell more records. Whatever, it’s better than that Pussycat Dolls “When I Grow Up” song, because everything is, and the bike racer dude is actually IN it:

“I’m gonna drink my money” is sort of funny. That song is not her sorry.