91-year-old movie star Ernest Borgnine was on Fox And Friends this morning and they asked him about his secret to living so long. It turns out, he masturbates a lot! The Fox And Friends people just don’t know what to do with it:
Can leaning over and whispering that very clearly on talk shows turn into a running joke that celebrities do all the time, please? Like, tonight. I want to see someone do that on a talk show tonight. Make it happen, internet.