Friends To World: “We Were ON A BREAK!”

The Friends movie rumor is out there again and it’s a holiday week so everyone is acting like it could be real, so I’ll act like it could be real:

Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation ‘within the next 18 months’, according to insiders.

18 months? On a bed of nails they make us wait! You know what? I’ll make fun of the possibility of a Friends movie when this well-edited Ross and Rachel “With Or Without You” (their theme song!) montage stops breaking my heart. If goosebumps could cry:

You know who else likes Friends? Gabe. For real. So to all the Friends movie naysayers out there, I say (pounding wrists together in Ross Gellar’s secret childhood gesture that means “the finger.”) I will see the Friends movie on opening night.