Thank God You Are What You Eat Could Never Happen In America

Dear lord, have you seen this show, You Are What You Eat? It’s from England. Couples are shown the mountains of garbage they put in their bodies in a single week and berated for it by a proper English lady, and then she takes them into the bathroom, they all don masks, and she hands them boxes of their own poo. On the most recent show, one woman dares to rebel against this practice, and the others help her become less naturally averse to poo. This is one show we don’t have to worry about jumping the pond (do not watch if you’re hungover or otherwise gaggy):

Gross, England. You’re supposed to be proper.