Simon Cowell Would Like Someone From American Idol I Guess To Win
I like Simon Cowell. He's so sassy! He's basically made a living out of leaving flaming bags of shit on people's doorsteps, but he doesn't run away from it, and when you stomp the flames out you discover that your penny loafer is covered in TRUTH. But it's not all ding-dong-ditch with him. He can play nice. Sometimes he doesn't ...
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