Footage Of Gabe From His Former Life As A Male Stripper!

You can’t tell it’s him, because of the sophistication of his costume, but this was Gabe back in the ’80s, when he made ends meet as a male stripper. His big break came when Geraldo asked him to appear on the show and do his signature knife-wielding sexy striptease for the ladies. His other big break came when someone put it up on YouTube with a hilariously absurd obscene flashing title:

A bit of trivia: “cuntsmasher88″ is Gabe’s instant messenger username to this day!