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Hello, Lover! Sex And The City Soundtrack Spoils The Whole Damn Movie

They really shouldn’t release soundtrack listings for hotly anticipated movies. It just gives everything away. Here are the plot details clearly indicated by the Sex And The City: The Movie official soundtrack listing released today:

1. Labels or Love – Fergie – Sucky montage.
2. All Dressed in Love – Jennifer Hudson – Sucky Montage.
3. The Look of Love (Madison Park vs. Lenny B remix) – Nina Simone – Sucky Montage.
4. New York Girls – Morningwood – Sucky montage on a street.
5. All This Beauty – The Weepies – Sucky montage.
6. I Like The Way – Kaskade – Big dies.
7. It’s Amazing – Jem – Sucky montage.
8. How Deep Is Your Love – The Bird & The Bee – Sucky montage.
9. The Heart Of The Matter – India.Arie – Shoegasm.
10. Auld Lang Syne – Mairi Campbell & Dave Francis – Sucky montage on New Year’s Eve where Carrie meets Big’s replacement.*
11. Kissing – Bliss – Sucky montage.
12. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart – Al Green (featuring Joss Stone) – Shoegasm.
13. Walk This Way- Run-D.M.C. (featuring Steve Tyler and Joe Perry) – Steve is gay.
14. Sex and the City Movie Theme – The Pfeifer Broz. Orchestra – Sucky montage about the importance of shallow friendships.

* This one is an actual specific prediction.