Finally! Jason Segel’s Penis In Full, Glorious Color

This is not a drill or a fake-out or a joke. After being broken for nearly a week, the internet is once again working, and a reader named Alicia (you’re our favorite, Alicia) has responded to my desperate pleas for screengrabs of Jason Segal’s wang from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and sent in these photos.

Are you ready?

Oh, yeah — NSFW you guys.